that's SO my roommate.
Don't be jealous napoleon.
Anyway, so it's time that i update for REALZ this time kids.
So, first my job.
SUCKS.
I hate HATE HATE HATE the banking world. I'm not GOOD with my own money....and suddenly they put me in charge of everyone's deposits and withdrawals and whathaveyou? it sucks. It's BORING too. I mean REALLY BORING. But more and more i am getting used to waking up early, and partying on the weekends.
Or bonfiring.
whatever.
but thusfar, i have had very awkward moments with quite a few people. But i have a top three list.
drum roll:
bububububububububububububububuuuh! A lady told me she wanted to dress me in forties clothing...and paint me. She actually touched my face. Yes.
bubububububububububububububububuuuh! A crazy maniac guy collects half dollars. He begs us for them but he won't order them. He's pretty sure the government wants them all. He said: "come on man, if you don't give them to me, the feds will take them all and keep it for themselves." yup. it's a crisis
bubububububububububububububububuuuh! keep that nametag straight! that's what an old guy told me as he reached out and touched my name tag that sits on my chest. YEAH. not cool.
second: my apartment
rocks! but it's super messy. i am going to try and clean it eventually this week. (no comments from josh)
But unfortunately we are going to be moving so those of you who haven't seen the glorious one bedroom apartment....sorry. It's bigger and better things for rachel and I. OH yes, a two bedroom TWO BATH (oh glorious) apartment. With a washer and dryer. Stop your oooING and awwwING.
oo0000OOOO(side note: Ben Folds Five-Kate....amazing song.)OOOO0000oo
third: oh yes...him.
So i have a boyfriend now. There's is a WONDERFUL array of things i could say. OOOooodles and oooOOOdles of stuff. But i'll spare you the giggly girly feelings and say that it's PRETTY DANG AWESOME. and we get along PRETTY DANG WELL. AND i like him a PRETTY DANG LOT. (that didn't make sense but you know...that's how i do.)
fourth: ST. LOUIS (you know who you are!)
yes i'm going there to visit that wicked cool chic EILEEN! oh yes eileen go ahead and raise your arm and yell "HOLLA"....no really you better do it. Anyway, i'm going to go there and have a MAJOR blast. Don't be jealous. I would be, that's why i say that. But i will take MUCHO amounts of pictures and post them everywhere on here so it'll be like you were there.
okay so i think i've exhausted all topics.
no wait
i'm reading the one year bible...and it's in 1 kings...and GUESS WHAT....Jeroboam's arm WITHERS OFF. Just dissipates in the middle of his power trip against a prophet. MAN it was WICKED. that was actually a few days ago but seriously....i can't get over it. I mean, he points at someone says "SEIZE HIM" reaches his arm back and BAM...withered.
WITHERED....hahaha. say it like strong bad would. like "arrowed..." or...."wave of babies"....except it's WITHERED.
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